You know what I pray for? I pray for the day I pick up the paper and they discover that the Internet is a big failure and everyone is wrong and nobody wants to use it anymore. They would say, « Oh, boy, remember the Internet? What a fad that was. »
And people who hated it would be congratulated. « Boy, you guys were smart not to bother with that, how did ya know? »
From the smart and funny book Lightning Field, by Dana Spiotta.
