Weird and silly – Page 31

Clueless

If you call your cat and he doesn’t answer, girl, get the message, will you?

Hello honey,

Forget about the pork chop you were going to cook for yourself tonight. There’s some chicken waiting for you at the front door.

Well, okay, it’s not actually a chicken (more like a small bird), and you might have to share it with The Mini, but hey, it looks pretty fresh.

And I ain’t touching it.

Have a good evening.

I really should have gone to l’Assommoir to see Philippe work the bar while he was still there.