{"id":1019,"date":"2005-08-21T13:10:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-21T18:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/martinepage.com\/wp\/2005\/08\/21\/kitchen-meet-martine-martine-this-is-your-kitchen\/"},"modified":"2005-08-21T13:10:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-21T18:10:00","slug":"kitchen-meet-martine-martine-this-is-your-kitchen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/2005\/08\/21\/kitchen-meet-martine-martine-this-is-your-kitchen\/","title":{"rendered":"Kitchen, meet Martine. Martine, this is your kitchen."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How do you know your boyfriend thinks you&rsquo;re hopeless in the kitchen? When he looks at the Brita pot in the fridge and asks you &#8211; before he leaves for a week of work in London &#8211; if you think you&rsquo;ll be able to handle keeping a constant supply of filtered water while he&rsquo;s gone.<\/p>\n<p>He is a very generous person. Probably the most generous person I know. But man, does he have trouble sharing his kitchen!<\/p>\n<p>Dear kitchen: I&rsquo;m looking forward to a week of reacquaintance. What should we start with? My poulet chasseur? My linguine with leeks and Pernod? My chicken pot pies? My&#8230; eh&#8230; How does take-out sound?<\/p>\n<p>Never mind. My sister just invited me for a sushi dinner tonight. Kitchen, I&rsquo;ll see you tomorrow.<\/p>\n<p>Then again&#8230; This might just be the ideal week to start a diet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How do you know your boyfriend thinks you&rsquo;re hopeless in the kitchen? When he looks at the Brita pot in the fridge and asks you &#8211; before he leaves for a week of work in London &#8211; if you think you&rsquo;ll be able to handle keeping a constant supply of filtered water while he&rsquo;s gone.&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/2005\/08\/21\/kitchen-meet-martine-martine-this-is-your-kitchen\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Kitchen, meet Martine. Martine, this is your kitchen.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1019"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1019"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1019\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1019"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1019"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1019"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}