Just a reminder that the cold season is coming:<\/p>\n
« It is, as every Montrealer knows, harder to be alone in winter. […]<\/p>\n
In sex, we become as modest as Victorians, finding our passions only under a mountain of bedclothes. If we are clever, we arrange ourselves in such a way as to create a hothouse, which recycles the heat of our breath until orgasm or oxygen depletion overcomes. There is simply no other way, as bodily fluids will freeze upon contact with air.<\/p>\n
In the absence of sex, a Montreal bed is as cold as a grave. There is no love in this city in winter, only the desire to remain alive. »<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
By Vila H. on Metroblogging Montreal<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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