{"id":1062,"date":"2005-10-14T22:30:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-15T03:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/martinepage.com\/wp\/2005\/10\/14\/and-they-lived-happily-and-expensively-ever-after\/"},"modified":"2005-10-14T22:30:00","modified_gmt":"2005-10-15T03:30:00","slug":"and-they-lived-happily-and-expensively-ever-after","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/2005\/10\/14\/and-they-lived-happily-and-expensively-ever-after\/","title":{"rendered":"And they lived happily and expensively ever after"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/pinkbeltrage\/sets\/460749\/\">This<\/a> is funny. And scary. But mostly funny.<\/p>\n<p>I can&rsquo;t wait for Auntie Nano and Uncle Wide to show up.<\/p>\n<p>(I can&rsquo;t remember where I got this link from. Apologies.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is funny. And scary. But mostly funny. I can&rsquo;t wait for Auntie Nano and Uncle Wide to show up. (I can&rsquo;t remember where I got this link from. Apologies.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1062"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1062"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1062\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1062"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1062"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1062"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}