{"id":1076,"date":"2005-10-26T10:57:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-26T15:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/martinepage.com\/wp\/2005\/10\/26\/old-and-perfect\/"},"modified":"2005-10-26T10:57:00","modified_gmt":"2005-10-26T15:57:00","slug":"old-and-perfect","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/2005\/10\/26\/old-and-perfect\/","title":{"rendered":"Old and perfect"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know you have serious issues about getting older when you find a query for &laquo; old naked women &raquo; in your <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Referrer\">referrer log<\/a> and you take it personal.<\/p>\n<p>Then again, to be fair to myself, I also just found &laquo; perfect ass girl &raquo; in my referrer log. Why can&rsquo;t I take this personal too? <\/p>\n<p>(Please don&rsquo;t answer that question. It&rsquo;s just rhetorical.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know you have serious issues about getting older when you find a query for &laquo; old naked women &raquo; in your referrer log and you take it personal. Then again, to be fair to myself, I also just found &laquo; perfect ass girl &raquo; in my referrer log. Why can&rsquo;t I take this personal&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/2005\/10\/26\/old-and-perfect\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Old and perfect<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1076"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1076"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1076\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1076"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1076"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1076"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}