{"id":1101,"date":"2005-11-24T23:43:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-25T04:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/martinepage.com\/wp\/2005\/11\/24\/that-awkward-feeling\/"},"modified":"2005-11-24T23:43:00","modified_gmt":"2005-11-25T04:43:00","slug":"that-awkward-feeling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/2005\/11\/24\/that-awkward-feeling\/","title":{"rendered":"That awkward feeling"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>&laquo; I think personal blogging (if done properly) is a bit like when you have had way too much &lsquo;nog at the office Xmas party and you wind up taking the new guy home. You do all that kinky stuff with strap-on bunny tails, riding crops and grenadine syrup, and then you bump into each other the next day at the water cooler. You know, that awkward &laquo; what now? &raquo; feeling? &raquo;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>From <a href=\"http:\/\/randomactsbydesign.blogspot.com\/2005\/11\/fucking.html\">Random Acts By Design<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&laquo; I think personal blogging (if done properly) is a bit like when you have had way too much &lsquo;nog at the office Xmas party and you wind up taking the new guy home. You do all that kinky stuff with strap-on bunny tails, riding crops and grenadine syrup, and then you bump into each&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/2005\/11\/24\/that-awkward-feeling\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">That awkward feeling<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1101"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1101"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1101\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1101"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1101"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1101"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}