{"id":1115,"date":"2005-12-16T16:05:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-16T21:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/martinepage.com\/wp\/2005\/12\/16\/will-shovel-for-food\/"},"modified":"2005-12-16T16:05:00","modified_gmt":"2005-12-16T21:05:00","slug":"will-shovel-for-food","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/2005\/12\/16\/will-shovel-for-food\/","title":{"rendered":"Will shovel for food"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/images\/stbernard.jpg\" align=\"left\" height=\"287\" width=\"214\" vspace=\"6\" hspace=\"6\"><br \/>\nI just came back home from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/2005\/12\/la-petite-ourse-perd-le-nord.html\">an important meeting<\/a> in old Montreal (yes, it went well). I got off the bus, walked up to our driveway and had to face a mountain of snow so high, I didn&rsquo;t know if I&rsquo;d be able to make it to the house. I took one giant step. My knee disappeared in the whiteness. I took another step. I sank all the way down to my waist. I lost my balance and fell face first into the snow bank. I finally made it inside the house. The cat didn&rsquo;t even try to run outside like he usually does when I open the door.<\/p>\n<p>Now I have to go back and try to shovel all that snow. Guess who can&rsquo;t help me because he&rsquo;s got back problems? Yep. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/nivuniconnu\/73991509\/\">Him<\/a>. At least he&rsquo;ll cook me dinner.<\/p>\n<p>Send a St-Bernard after me with a little barrel of whiskey if I don&rsquo;t post again on this blog until Monday.<\/p>\n<p>Update: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/blork\/74241956\/\">2 hours later&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just came back home from an important meeting in old Montreal (yes, it went well). I got off the bus, walked up to our driveway and had to face a mountain of snow so high, I didn&rsquo;t know if I&rsquo;d be able to make it to the house. I took one giant step. My&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/2005\/12\/16\/will-shovel-for-food\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Will shovel for food<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1115"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1115"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1115\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1115"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}