To all the boyfriends\/husbands\/lovers\/signifiant others,<\/p>\n
When you are about to travel outside of the country and you have to get up very early to catch a morning plane and you know you’ll be gone for a couple of days, it is highly suggested that you remember to turn off your alarm clock so that your girlfriend\/wife\/lover\/significant other won’t be shocked by a loud, buzzing alarm at 4:45am on the first morning after your departure. <\/p>\n
If you fail to do so, we cannot guarantee your safety after you return home.<\/p>\n
This has been a public service announcement.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
To all the boyfriends\/husbands\/lovers\/signifiant others, When you are about to travel outside of the country and you have to get up very early to catch a morning plane and you know you’ll be gone for a couple of days, it is highly suggested that you remember to turn off your alarm clock so that your… Continue reading Public service announcement<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1132"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1132"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1132\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1132"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1132"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1132"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}