{"id":1148,"date":"2006-01-19T23:45:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-20T04:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/martinepage.com\/wp\/2006\/01\/19\/i-wish-i-knew-how-to-pet-you\/"},"modified":"2006-01-19T23:45:00","modified_gmt":"2006-01-20T04:45:00","slug":"i-wish-i-knew-how-to-pet-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/2006\/01\/19\/i-wish-i-knew-how-to-pet-you\/","title":{"rendered":"I wish I knew how to pet you"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&rsquo;m locked up in a hotel room for two days with four people, working on the development of a tv series. No cell phones allowed and no wifi available. I&rsquo;m used to working at home alone so this intense gathering is a bit of a shock. (I&rsquo;m turning into a scary recluse, I know.)<\/p>\n<p>In lieu of proper content, let me entertain you with <a href=\"http:\/\/video.google.com\/videoplay?docid=4057591681481453187&amp;pr=goog-sl\">a version of Brokeback Mountain<\/a>, this time with pussies.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.babayaga.ca\/\">Babayaga<\/a> for the link.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&rsquo;m locked up in a hotel room for two days with four people, working on the development of a tv series. No cell phones allowed and no wifi available. I&rsquo;m used to working at home alone so this intense gathering is a bit of a shock. (I&rsquo;m turning into a scary recluse, I know.) In&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/2006\/01\/19\/i-wish-i-knew-how-to-pet-you\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I wish I knew how to pet you<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1148"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1148"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1148\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1148"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1148"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1148"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}