{"id":1242,"date":"2006-04-25T17:58:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-25T22:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/martinepage.com\/wp\/2006\/04\/25\/the-screenwriters-vow-of-air-vent-chastity\/"},"modified":"2006-04-25T17:58:00","modified_gmt":"2006-04-25T22:58:00","slug":"the-screenwriters-vow-of-air-vent-chastity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/25\/the-screenwriters-vow-of-air-vent-chastity\/","title":{"rendered":"The Screenwriter&rsquo;s Vow of Air Vent Chastity"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Escape scenes through air ducts drive me insane, so I gladly took the &laquo; vow &raquo; as suggested by screenwriter <a href=\"http:\/\/johnaugust.com\/archives\/2006\/air-vents-are-for-air\">John August<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I, Martine Pag\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bd, hereby swear that I shall never place a character inside an air duct, ventilation shaft, or any other euphemism for a building system designed to move air around.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Escape scenes through air ducts drive me insane, so I gladly took the &laquo; vow &raquo; as suggested by screenwriter John August: I, Martine Pag\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bd, hereby swear that I shall never place a character inside an air duct, ventilation shaft, or any other euphemism for a building system designed to move air around.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1242"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1242"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1242\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1242"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1242"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1242"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}