{"id":1251,"date":"2006-05-04T17:25:00","date_gmt":"2006-05-04T22:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/martinepage.com\/wp\/2006\/05\/04\/plumbers-butt\/"},"modified":"2007-05-14T10:22:57","modified_gmt":"2007-05-14T15:22:57","slug":"plumbers-butt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/2006\/05\/04\/plumbers-butt\/","title":{"rendered":"Plumber&rsquo;s butt"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>&laquo; But do we want to live in a society that is so fearful and paranoid of butt cracks? &raquo;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Blork says <a href=\"http:\/\/blork.typepad.com\/blorkblog\/2006\/05\/butt_cracks.html\">he doesn&rsquo;t<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&laquo; But do we want to live in a society that is so fearful and paranoid of butt cracks? &raquo; Blork says he doesn&rsquo;t.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1251"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1251"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1251\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1251"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1251"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1251"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}