Hello honey,<\/p>\n
Forget about the pork chop you were going to cook for yourself tonight. There’s some chicken waiting for you at the front door.<\/p>\n
Well, okay, it’s not actually a chicken (more like a small bird), and you might have to share it with The Mini<\/a>, but hey, it looks pretty fresh.<\/p>\n And I ain’t touching it.<\/p>\n Have a good evening.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Hello honey, Forget about the pork chop you were going to cook for yourself tonight. There’s some chicken waiting for you at the front door. Well, okay, it’s not actually a chicken (more like a small bird), and you might have to share it with The Mini, but hey, it looks pretty fresh. And I… Continue reading A little note for my beau<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[8,10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1536"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1536"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1536\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1536"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1536"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1536"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}