Voici trois blagues de sc\u00c3\u00a9naristes sur lesquelles je suis tomb\u00c3\u00a9e aujourd’hui:<\/p>\n
1. A famous screenwriter goes through airport immigration. When asked for the purpose of his visit, he says, without thinking: « I’m here to shoot a pilot ». Oops. 2. What’s the difference between a working Canadian screenwriter and a pizza? Voici trois blagues de sc\u00c3\u00a9naristes sur lesquelles je suis tomb\u00c3\u00a9e aujourd’hui: 1. A famous screenwriter goes through airport immigration. When asked for the purpose of his visit, he says, without thinking: « I’m here to shoot a pilot ». Oops. via Complications Ensue (this one happened for real) 2. What’s the difference between a working… Continue reading Blagues de sc\u00c3\u00a9naristes<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5,4,10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1584"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1584"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1584\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1584"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1584"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1584"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nvia Complications Ensue<\/a> (this one happened for real)<\/p>\n
\nA pizza can feed a family of four.
\nvia Dead Things on Sticks
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\n3. Un homme discute avec une sc\u00c3\u00a9nariste.
\nHomme: Et tu voulais faire quoi dans la vie quand tu \u00c3\u00a9tais petite?
\nSc\u00c3\u00a9nariste: Je voulais \u00c3\u00aatre Jane Goodall. J\u00e2\u20ac\u2122aurais pass\u00c3\u00a9 une vie en solitaire dans la jungle \u00c3\u00a0 \u00c3\u00a9tudier les grands primates.
\nHomme: Ben. C\u00e2\u20ac\u2122est pas \u00c3\u00a7a, sc\u00c3\u00a9nariste?
\nvia Chroniques Blondes<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"