A lovely case of mistaken identity<\/b><\/p>\n
I’ve had the same Hotmail account for years now and it’s a constant source of entertainment. Since I got that e-mail very early on<\/a> when Hotmail was still a new company, I was able to get a very simple address: myname (martyne – which I used to spell with a y) @hotmail.com. I regularly get e-mails which are sent to me by mistake, probably by people who meant to reach a martyne8 or a martyne69 but forgot to write the numeric part. One time it was a woman who was mad at me for not answering her offer to rent me her chalet, and another time it was a guy sending me a photo of him on a fishing trip, hoping the size of his catch would seduce me…<\/p>\n But the e-mail I got today missed its target in a more spectacular way than a patriot missile<\/a>, and it really made my day. Here’s what it said:<\/p>\n Suject: Meeting, perhaps over a glass of wine?<\/p>\n Hello Martyne! I make a point of answering these e-mails to warn the sender that he or she did not reach the right person, but this time I thought I would do a little research first to see who my long lost online twin could be.<\/p>\n I found her, and I’m happy to say that she is a beautiful grande rousse<\/a> (but not the one we know at YULblog!).<\/p>\n Good luck, Swedish businessman! Hope you’ll have an unb\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bdring weekend!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A lovely case of mistaken identity I’ve had the same Hotmail account for years now and it’s a constant source of entertainment. Since I got that e-mail very early on when Hotmail was still a new company, I was able to get a very simple address: myname (martyne – which I used to spell with… Continue reading 200020777<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/169"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=169"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/169\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=169"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=169"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=169"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nI’m a swedish businessman that have seen you on travestie pagina. I’m visiting Netherlands and comes to your town on Saturday. I’m bisex and just love fetishy tv’s like yourself: boots, make up, so elegant! I’m in my late forties, quite big and reasonable goodlooking and with big…
\nWhy not have a little tetatet! (Here’s an interesting way of spelling t\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bdte \u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bd t\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bdte!)
\nI stay in a hotel but don’t know yet if I’m sharing a room with somebody, so in case you’re interested, click away a mail.<\/i><\/p>\n