{"id":1712,"date":"2007-12-20T11:06:00","date_gmt":"2007-12-20T16:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/martinepage.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/20\/virus-masculin\/"},"modified":"2007-12-20T11:12:48","modified_gmt":"2007-12-20T16:12:48","slug":"virus-masculin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/20\/virus-masculin\/","title":{"rendered":"Virus masculin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>La &laquo; grippe d&rsquo;homme &raquo; est un ph\u00c3\u00a9nom\u00c3\u00a8ne international, comme le prouve <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=rXLHWmjA5IE\">ce clip de la BBC<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Quand mon chum a une grippe d&rsquo;homme, il tient absolument \u00c3\u00a0 me convaincre que cette fois-ci, c&rsquo;est pire que la fois pr\u00c3\u00a9c\u00c3\u00a9dente, et que ses poumons ont \u00c3\u00a9t\u00c3\u00a9 atteints de mani\u00c3\u00a8re fatale. Pas besoin de prendre sa fi\u00c3\u00a8vre; il SAIT qu&rsquo;il en fait et le thermom\u00c3\u00a8tre ne marche jamais de toute mani\u00c3\u00a8re. Il m&rsquo;explique \u00c3\u00a0 nouveau comment d\u00c3\u00a9coder le document qui contient tous ses mots de passe pour le Web (en cas de d\u00c3\u00a9c\u00c3\u00a8s) et \u00c3\u00a9met des regrets sur le fait que nous ne sommes jamais pass\u00c3\u00a9s devant le notaire pour officialiser tous les d\u00c3\u00a9tails de la succession.<\/p>\n<p>On a de la chance: pas de rhume encore cet hiver. <\/p>\n<p>Mais c&rsquo;est peut-\u00c3\u00aatre juste parce que l&rsquo;hiver n&rsquo;est pas officiellement arriv\u00c3\u00a9. D&rsquo;ailleurs, j&rsquo;entends d\u00c3\u00a9j\u00c3\u00a0 la petite clochette.<\/p>\n<p>&laquo; Poor little bunny. &raquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La &laquo; grippe d&rsquo;homme &raquo; est un ph\u00c3\u00a9nom\u00c3\u00a8ne international, comme le prouve ce clip de la BBC. Quand mon chum a une grippe d&rsquo;homme, il tient absolument \u00c3\u00a0 me convaincre que cette fois-ci, c&rsquo;est pire que la fois pr\u00c3\u00a9c\u00c3\u00a9dente, et que ses poumons ont \u00c3\u00a9t\u00c3\u00a9 atteints de mani\u00c3\u00a8re fatale. Pas besoin de prendre sa fi\u00c3\u00a8vre;&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/20\/virus-masculin\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Virus masculin<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[8,10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1712"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1712"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1712\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1712"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1712"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1712"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}