{"id":344,"date":"2003-09-26T15:29:08","date_gmt":"2003-09-26T20:29:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/martinepage.com\/wp\/2003\/09\/26\/you-unsexy-thang\/"},"modified":"2003-09-26T15:29:08","modified_gmt":"2003-09-26T20:29:08","slug":"you-unsexy-thang","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/2003\/09\/26\/you-unsexy-thang\/","title":{"rendered":"You unsexy thang"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The much expected (yet slightly feared) change in lifestyle has started! This morning I took the subway. Three hours later, I was driving back home.<\/p>\n<p>I have owned two cars in my life, including this new purchase, and both of them have been used Corollas. I didn&rsquo;t specifically look for Corollas but they were both great deals, sold by people I knew, so I chose not to pass on the offers.<\/p>\n<p>I paid 800$ for my first Corolla in 1996, in San Francisco. My ex-roommate (who was also acting in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.videofemmes.org\/repertoire\/film.asp?id=126\">my short film<\/a>) had decided to move to Florida so she was selling everything she owned. The car had a bit of rust which got much worse during my 3-year ownership. There was a big hole in the back, where the antenna used to be, and when it rained water accumulated in the trunk. Every time I braked, the car went &laquo; wooooshhhhh, wooooshhhhh &raquo;. It was very zen and oh so very Californian. I felt like I was driving a giant aquarium. Or a loud lava lamp.<\/p>\n<p>The new Corolla I just got this morning is in much better shape, in and out. Blork and I have read reviews about that model and it&rsquo;s a truly reliable, no-fuss car. Still, it remains fundamentally unsexy.<\/p>\n<p>Reliable and unsexy.<\/p>\n<p>Oh well.<\/p>\n<p>Let&rsquo;s not turn this into a comment about B. and I as people. Ok? It&rsquo;s bad enough that I had to stop by Canadian Tire and buy myself one of those little-old-lady cushions, so that I can sit higher and get a better view when I drive.<\/p>\n<p>And could it be destiny? On the same week I get an offer to write a new screenplay, which has to take place in the football milieu, I get a license plate that ends in these letters: NFL.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The much expected (yet slightly feared) change in lifestyle has started! This morning I took the subway. Three hours later, I was driving back home. I have owned two cars in my life, including this new purchase, and both of them have been used Corollas. I didn&rsquo;t specifically look for Corollas but they were both&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/2003\/09\/26\/you-unsexy-thang\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">You unsexy thang<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/344"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=344"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/344\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=344"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=344"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=344"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}