{"id":372,"date":"2003-11-06T00:43:47","date_gmt":"2003-11-06T05:43:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/martinepage.com\/wp\/2003\/11\/06\/tender-titties\/"},"modified":"2003-11-06T00:43:47","modified_gmt":"2003-11-06T05:43:47","slug":"tender-titties","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/2003\/11\/06\/tender-titties\/","title":{"rendered":"Tender Titties"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/2003_11_01_archive.html#106789047137906482\">Soft Paws<\/a>, I present to you the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nipguards.com\/instructions.asp\">NipGuards<\/a>. Here are some testimonials of happy customers I particularly enjoyed:<\/p>\n<p>&laquo; Dear NipGuards, I&rsquo;d really like to thank you for saving my nipples. &raquo;<\/p>\n<p>&laquo; Dear NipGuard Friends, I&rsquo;m so glad I came across the NipGuard website! This is a HUGE breakthrough in the field of male nipple protection! My tubby husband, Winston, no longer has the sorry excuse of &laquo; tender titties &raquo; to keep him from getting buff. &raquo;<\/p>\n<p>(Thanks to <a href=\"http:\/\/temuet.blogspot.com\/\">Tina<\/a> for the link.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After the Soft Paws, I present to you the NipGuards. Here are some testimonials of happy customers I particularly enjoyed: &laquo; Dear NipGuards, I&rsquo;d really like to thank you for saving my nipples. &raquo; &laquo; Dear NipGuard Friends, I&rsquo;m so glad I came across the NipGuard website! This is a HUGE breakthrough in the field&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/2003\/11\/06\/tender-titties\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Tender Titties<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/372"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=372"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/372\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=372"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=372"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=372"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}