There’s a sick man on my sofa today, sitting with a throw over his lap, slightly feverish and delirious. He’s watching the food channel while he sniffles every five seconds.<\/p>\n
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\n-What?
\n-Yeah, she cooked it in there and just removed it when it was done.
\n-She made a pie in a lampshade?
\n-Huh?
\n-You said she made a pie in a lampshade.
\n-No, no, it was lamb shank<\/a>. That the stuff you use in osso bucco.
\n-I thought osso bucco was veal?
\n-It is.<\/p>\n