{"id":421,"date":"2003-12-24T00:19:00","date_gmt":"2003-12-24T05:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/martinepage.com\/wp\/2003\/12\/24\/haikus-zoophiles\/"},"modified":"2003-12-24T00:19:00","modified_gmt":"2003-12-24T05:19:00","slug":"haikus-zoophiles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/2003\/12\/24\/haikus-zoophiles\/","title":{"rendered":"Haikus zoophiles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Belup belup belup!<br \/>\nThis is my sultry and poultry poem.<br \/>\nSweet turkey, I come!<\/p>\n<p>For <a href=\"http:\/\/www.la-grange.net\/2003\/12\/20.html\">Karl<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/unadorned.org\/dandruff\/\">Steph<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Belup belup belup! This is my sultry and poultry poem. Sweet turkey, I come! For Karl and Steph.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/421"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=421"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/421\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=421"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=421"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=421"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}