{"id":63,"date":"2002-11-02T00:12:46","date_gmt":"2002-11-02T05:12:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/martinepage.com\/wp\/2002\/11\/02\/85631026\/"},"modified":"2002-11-02T00:12:46","modified_gmt":"2002-11-02T05:12:46","slug":"85631026","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/2002\/11\/02\/85631026\/","title":{"rendered":"85631026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"\/blog\/images\/carotte2.jpg\"><IMG SRC=\"\/blog\/images\/carotte3.jpg\" border=\"0\" width=\"92\" height=\"239\" alt=\"A lovely carrot- click to make it even bigger!\" align=\"left\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>My personal chef and boyfriend is out of town for the weekend, and the only thing he left for me in the fridge is this carrot.<br \/>\nFunny boy&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Fine.<br \/>\nI&rsquo;ll go get my grater.<\/p>\n<p><i>(<a href=\"http:\/\/www.unboring.com\/video.asp\">Many of you feel bad for this carrot.<\/a> That is because you&rsquo;re crazy. It has no feelings.)<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My personal chef and boyfriend is out of town for the weekend, and the only thing he left for me in the fridge is this carrot. Funny boy&#8230; Fine. I&rsquo;ll go get my grater. (Many of you feel bad for this carrot. That is because you&rsquo;re crazy. It has no feelings.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=63"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=63"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=63"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=63"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}