IM conversation, a few minutes ago:<\/p>\n
Him: Hey, there’s a big protest going on out in the street around the office.
\nHer: Oh yeah? What is it about?
\nHim: I think they want me to quit my job and write a novel.
\nHer: …
\nHim: Oh, wait… It’s not about me.
\nHer: That would have been a great excuse.
\nHim: Yeah. « I had to quit! They demanded it! »<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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