So there’s a guy and he’s really interested in a girl. The guy calls the girl but the girl doesn’t call the guy back. So the guy calls again, and again, and leaves these messages on her answering machine.<\/p>\n
It’s funny, it’s scary, it’s much worse than the famous answering machine scene in Swingers<\/a> and it gives all men named Greg a bad name. A bad, bad name.<\/p>\n Accordion Guy<\/a> found the audio file for your listening pleasure.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" So there’s a guy and he’s really interested in a girl. The guy calls the girl but the girl doesn’t call the guy back. So the guy calls again, and again, and leaves these messages on her answering machine. It’s funny, it’s scary, it’s much worse than the famous answering machine scene in Swingers and… Continue reading She’s just not that into you<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/783"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=783"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/783\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=783"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=783"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=783"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}