{"id":784,"date":"2005-01-07T11:31:41","date_gmt":"2005-01-07T16:31:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/martinepage.com\/wp\/2005\/01\/07\/les-dents-de-la-m%ef%bf%bdre\/"},"modified":"2005-01-07T11:31:41","modified_gmt":"2005-01-07T16:31:41","slug":"les-dents-de-la-m%ef%bf%bdre","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/2005\/01\/07\/les-dents-de-la-m%ef%bf%bdre\/","title":{"rendered":"Les dents de la m\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bdre"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mon neveu <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/nivuniconnu\/3066331\/\">Alexis<\/a>, 6 ans (oui oui, celui qui a trouv\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bd la <a href=\"http:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/2004\/12\/la-preuve-ultime-de-lexistence-du-pre.html\">preuve ultime<\/a> de l&rsquo;existence du p\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bdre-no\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bdl), vient de nous en raconter une autre bonne:<\/p>\n<p>M\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bdre: Alexis, tu n&rsquo;as pas envie d&rsquo;inviter Antoine \u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bd venir jouer avec toi \u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bd la maison?<\/p>\n<p>Alexis: Non.<\/p>\n<p>M\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bdre: Mais pourquoi?<\/p>\n<p>Alexis: J&rsquo;ai pas envie. Il mord.<\/p>\n<p>M\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bdre: Voyons Alexis, tu sais bien que \u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bda fait longtemps qu&rsquo;il ne mord plus. Et toi aussi tu mordais beaucoup quand tu \u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bdtais petit, tu sais.<\/p>\n<p>Alexis: Peut-\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bdtre bien mais moi au moins, je ne mordais que les membres de ma famille.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mon neveu Alexis, 6 ans (oui oui, celui qui a trouv\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bd la preuve ultime de l&rsquo;existence du p\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bdre-no\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bdl), vient de nous en raconter une autre bonne: M\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bdre: Alexis, tu n&rsquo;as pas envie d&rsquo;inviter Antoine \u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bd venir jouer avec toi \u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bd la maison? Alexis: Non. M\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bdre: Mais pourquoi? Alexis: J&rsquo;ai pas envie. Il mord. M\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bdre: Voyons&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/2005\/01\/07\/les-dents-de-la-m%ef%bf%bdre\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Les dents de la m\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bdre<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/784"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=784"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/784\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=784"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=784"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=784"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}