{"id":855,"date":"2005-03-11T12:06:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-11T17:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/martinepage.com\/wp\/2005\/03\/11\/cat-shoots-owner\/"},"modified":"2005-03-11T12:06:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-11T17:06:00","slug":"cat-shoots-owner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/2005\/03\/11\/cat-shoots-owner\/","title":{"rendered":"Cat shoots owner"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&rsquo;s a cat story which should make <a href=\"http:\/\/embruns.net\/logbook\/2004\/10\/30.html#001617\">Laurent<\/a> very happy.<\/p>\n<p>A man cooking in his kitchen was shot after one of his cats knocked his 9mm handgun onto the floor, discharging the weapon, Michigan State Police said.<\/p>\n<p>From <a href=\"http:\/\/www.salon.com\/news\/wire\/2005\/03\/10\/catshooting\/index.html\">Salon<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I think this is exactly what <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/nivuniconnu\/2934798\/\">Spiff<\/a> wants to do to me since we&rsquo;ve brought <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/nivuniconnu\/4668344\/\">The Mini<\/a> home. I better go hide the knives.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&rsquo;s a cat story which should make Laurent very happy. A man cooking in his kitchen was shot after one of his cats knocked his 9mm handgun onto the floor, discharging the weapon, Michigan State Police said. From Salon. I think this is exactly what Spiff wants to do to me since we&rsquo;ve brought The&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/2005\/03\/11\/cat-shoots-owner\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Cat shoots owner<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/855"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=855"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/855\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=855"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=855"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=855"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}