{"id":911,"date":"2005-05-08T07:14:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-08T12:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/martinepage.com\/wp\/2005\/05\/08\/love-is-all-love-is-weird\/"},"modified":"2005-05-08T07:14:00","modified_gmt":"2005-05-08T12:14:00","slug":"love-is-all-love-is-weird","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/2005\/05\/08\/love-is-all-love-is-weird\/","title":{"rendered":"Love is all, love is weird"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Love is:<\/p>\n<p>-Getting up at 5:00am on a Sunday morning to drive your beau to the airport because he&rsquo;s got a weird fear of taxis.<\/p>\n<p>-Cutting the toenails of your 6 year-old nephew even though you have a weird feeling of disgust for toenails.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Love is: -Getting up at 5:00am on a Sunday morning to drive your beau to the airport because he&rsquo;s got a weird fear of taxis. -Cutting the toenails of your 6 year-old nephew even though you have a weird feeling of disgust for toenails.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/911"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=911"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/911\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=911"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=911"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=911"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}