{"id":98,"date":"2003-01-15T10:42:24","date_gmt":"2003-01-15T15:42:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/martinepage.com\/wp\/2003\/01\/15\/90187386\/"},"modified":"2003-01-15T10:42:24","modified_gmt":"2003-01-15T15:42:24","slug":"90187386","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/2003\/01\/15\/90187386\/","title":{"rendered":"90187386"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>The art of using a keyboard instead of a fig leaf&#8230;<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Oooh, baby! Check out this <a href=\"http:\/\/www.crapule.net\/calendar\/\">blogger&rsquo;s calendar<\/a>, featuring some of zee hottest bloggers in Europe. I particularly enjoyed <a href=\"http:\/\/www.crapule.net\/calendar\/septembre.php\">Monsieur Septembre<\/a> and of course, being fond of the color green, I liked &laquo; la petite souris verte &raquo; of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.crapule.net\/calendar\/decembre.php\">Monsieur D\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bdcembre<\/a> as well.<\/p>\n<p>But I agree with <a href=\"http:\/\/199.84.183.232\/archives\/000101.html\">Michel<\/a>, how could such a calendar be produced without <a href=\"http:\/\/www.la-grange.net\/Ego\/karl-sofa.jpg\">a photo of Karl in the nude<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p>Should we do one with the guys from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.billegible.org\/yulblog\/\">YulBlog<\/a>? Any volunteers? We could have <a href=\"http:\/\/www.blork.org\/blog\/index.shtml\">Blork<\/a> naked under his apron, <a href=\"http:\/\/shakylegs.blogspot.com\/\">Michel<\/a> rock climbing his indoor wall with a rope as a g-string and <a href=\"http:\/\/westexpressway.blogspot.com\/\">AJ<\/a> thinking up new designs while wearing only socks.<\/p>\n<p>And I don&rsquo;t want anybody to tell me that I am being sexist, and if only the pictures were of women I wouldn&rsquo;t think this was funny, blah, blah, blah. Hell, there are plenty of women bloggers who are happily showing their cleavage on this damn Web! <a href=\"http:\/\/www.billegible.org\/Archives\/week_2002_08_18.html#000602\">Bill<\/a>, show them how it&rsquo;s done !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The art of using a keyboard instead of a fig leaf&#8230; Oooh, baby! Check out this blogger&rsquo;s calendar, featuring some of zee hottest bloggers in Europe. I particularly enjoyed Monsieur Septembre and of course, being fond of the color green, I liked &laquo; la petite souris verte &raquo; of Monsieur D\u00c3\u00af\u00c2\u00bf\u00c2\u00bdcembre as well. But I&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/2003\/01\/15\/90187386\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">90187386<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/98"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=98"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/98\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=98"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=98"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=98"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}