{"id":996,"date":"2005-07-29T10:57:00","date_gmt":"2005-07-29T15:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/martinepage.com\/wp\/2005\/07\/29\/idie\/"},"modified":"2005-07-29T10:57:00","modified_gmt":"2005-07-29T15:57:00","slug":"idie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/2005\/07\/29\/idie\/","title":{"rendered":"iDie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&laquo; Death always comes and somehow it has to be designed. &raquo; (Designer Martin Ruiz de Azua)<\/p>\n<p>Want to turn into a tree after you die? Check out this stylish <a href=\"http:\/\/www.inhabitat.com\/entry_269.php\">white funerary urn<\/a>. As the container biodegrades, a seed will sprout, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.index2005.dk\/Members\/mynoseti\/bodyObject\">recycling you<\/a> back into the circle of life. (I love the little guy that keels over in the lower left part of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.index2005.dk\/Members\/mynoseti\/bodyObject\/fss_download\/img3\">this illustration<\/a>!)<\/p>\n<p>Not stylish enough for you? If you&rsquo;re a true fashion victim, pick one of these <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/2\/hi\/in_pictures\/4215923.stm\">thematic coffins<\/a> instead. Now that&rsquo;s one way to go: be carried away in a <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/media\/images\/40770000\/jpg\/_40770405_uterus_ghana.jpg\">polished uterus<\/a>! And I know <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/media\/images\/40770000\/jpg\/_40770411_beer_ghana.jpg\">which one<\/a> I&rsquo;m getting for Blork.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&laquo; Death always comes and somehow it has to be designed. &raquo; (Designer Martin Ruiz de Azua) Want to turn into a tree after you die? Check out this stylish white funerary urn. As the container biodegrades, a seed will sprout, recycling you back into the circle of life. (I love the little guy that&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/2005\/07\/29\/idie\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">iDie<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/996"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=996"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/996\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=996"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=996"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=996"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}