A lovely case of mistaken identity
I’ve had the same Hotmail account for years now and it’s a constant source of entertainment. Since I got that e-mail very early on when Hotmail was still a new company, I was able to get a very simple address: myname (martyne – which I used to spell with a y) @hotmail.com. I regularly get e-mails which are sent to me by mistake, probably by people who meant to reach a martyne8 or a martyne69 but forgot to write the numeric part. One time it was a woman who was mad at me for not answering her offer to rent me her chalet, and another time it was a guy sending me a photo of him on a fishing trip, hoping the size of his catch would seduce me…
But the e-mail I got today missed its target in a more spectacular way than a patriot missile, and it really made my day. Here’s what it said:
Suject: Meeting, perhaps over a glass of wine?
Hello Martyne!
I’m a swedish businessman that have seen you on travestie pagina. I’m visiting Netherlands and comes to your town on Saturday. I’m bisex and just love fetishy tv’s like yourself: boots, make up, so elegant! I’m in my late forties, quite big and reasonable goodlooking and with big…
Why not have a little tetatet! (Here’s an interesting way of spelling t�te � t�te!)
I stay in a hotel but don’t know yet if I’m sharing a room with somebody, so in case you’re interested, click away a mail.
I make a point of answering these e-mails to warn the sender that he or she did not reach the right person, but this time I thought I would do a little research first to see who my long lost online twin could be.
I found her, and I’m happy to say that she is a beautiful grande rousse (but not the one we know at YULblog!).
Good luck, Swedish businessman! Hope you’ll have an unb�ring weekend!
