�Yeah,� I hear you say. �But I can still get laid, right?� Wrong. For all that libidinous mystique promised in the press, most French-Canadian women have developed a way-cool form of xenophobia that makes them distrustful of anyone with an out-of-province licence plate. It�s been hard enough to get them to hang out with us English Montrealers; imagine their reaction when you tell them you�re from the US. You might not get slapped, but you�ll probably be blamed for a war or three. There�s no respite if you�re gay either. The kings and queens of the village will just feel sorry for you, being from Jesusland and all. The best you can hope for is pity sex. »
From Go Away, by Martin Patriquin in Maisonneuve.
Via Montreal City Weblog.
