Can you spell threesome?

The greatest moment of the Oscar ceremony -according to me, of course:
Seeing Jon Stewart AND George Clooney together in bed. Yeah, I know. We all have our fantasies. Mind if I join you, guys?

My two favorite jokes of the evening:

Stewart: « Bjork couldn’t be here tonight because Dick Cheney shot her. »

One of the guys from The March of the Penguins: « Being at the Oscars is great. It’s like watching our movie all over again ».