Staring blankly at each other

This is a response to a post from Immutably Me about the Conan O’Brien incident.

I thought your take on this story was interesting. I saw this from quite a different perspective, being francophone I guess, and also originally from Quebec City, a place that so many people like to make fun of because « it’s so French » – as if there was something slightly wrong with that. I know for having spoken with other anglophones that you are not the only one who is surprised by the big reaction to this incident. I also know that my impatient and slightly angry reaction to the insults of that dog puppet is not completely rational. It has deeper roots, otherwise why would I care about a stupid puppet who is often quite funny?

You said:

After watching the « Triumph the insult dog au Quebec bit » I could see more fault with the quebecois he joked and jabbed at than with the comedian as many of them either stared blankly, uncomprehending at this strange language some call English or at the hostility that others showed at the nerve some tourist would have for not only speaking something other than French but for daring to make fun of their intolerance and ignorance.

Most francophones I know who don’t speak English don’t make a point of it. They just didn’t get to learn it well or never have a chance to practice, so they’re not very good at it. They don’t use English in daily life because they don’t need to. It doesn’t make them ignorant. It’s not a big cultural loss to not know who Conan O’Brien and the Insult Puppet are.

It’s the same thing with someone from Vancouver or Winnipeg. They learn the basic of French in school but they don’t use it in daily life. Yet nobody makes a big deal out of the fact that they don’t speak a second language. Francophones often feel bad when they don’t speak English well. They feel like something is missing from their education and they are constantly reminded that their life and career are limited without English. No wonder francophones get so defensive and want to keep some place where they are not made to feel inadequate, hence the « On parle fran�ais ici! » reaction.

I had seen that puppet before on tv and knew his kind of humor, so I actually thought it was funny when he played on the stereotypes that everybody knows well: « You are French Canadian? Oh, so that means you are obnoxious AND dull! » (a sentence that most francophone media translated wrong: obnoxious does not mean idiot).

But then the puppet’s anger started feeding on the quebecois’ cold reaction and he seemed to get impatient with their ignorance of his celebrity. I sensed his tone change when I heard him yell angrily at people on the street: « You’re in North America. Learn the language! ». I felt that he was no longer joking and his comments were reflecting some deep belief (of the writer? The handler?): that other languages than English, and by extension other cultures, have no place in North America, that it’s pretentious to not blend in and fit with the norm. And when I heard the docile audience (oooh, a big American star gives us the honor of a visit) clap and cheer even louder when he angrily made fun of francophones, then I got uncomfortable.

This kind of reaction discourages me and it makes me lose hope that the rest of Canada will ever understand what Quebec is about. Contrary to what a lot of people believe, separatism in Quebec may have its roots in discouragement more than in hostility and antagonism.

Freaky Friday

I had such a weird retail day that Visa ended up calling me – as I was arriving at a movie theater – to make sure that my card had not been stolen. It’s not that I spent that much money, it’s just that my day involved a failed RSSP attempt, a visit to a spa and a trip to an electronics store (all charged on Visa). On top of this, it’s Friday the 13th so I guess all the red flags went up at Visa.

I saw a great movie which you should not miss: The Cooler. It’s exactly the kind of film I love to watch and the kind I’d like to write: small on scale, big on characters, great quirky story. Oh, and the few sex scenes are very true to life, which is something you don’t get to see much in American movies. William H. Macy is the best, Bello was excellent and Baldwin was great – and I’m not just saying that because I was sitting next to his long lost twin brother. Man, it’s freaky how Blork can look like him at certain angles (no, it’s not just the love talking).

One of the screenwriters of The Cooler has started a Web site, which still seems to be under construction. I hope this is a trend that’s going to last because it’s great to have access to working screenwriters’ material and experiences.

Only 50 more days until daylight saving time. Hang in there.

10 things I hate about 24

I’ve never cared much for action/spy/cops movies but Blork managed to get me hooked on 24 in the beginning of the second season and now of course I have to watch it every week. It’s a good show: the writing is clever, the pacing is amazing and it keeps you at the edge of the sofa. I know that shows like that have to be unrealistic to be efficient but still, I manage to get mad at just about every episode because of details that get on my nerves. (Laughing at the show is part of what makes our viewing experience enjoyable.) After a discussion with Blork on the subject, here’s a list of things that annoy me about 24:

1. The way they hang up the phone in the middle of a conversation, when they can’t even tell if the person at the end of the line was done talking.

2. Torture scenes that last forever and are painful to watch.

3. The way they abandon or kill major characters on a whim, as if they just didn’t count. They spent weeks establishing Ramon as the ultimate villain and they just blew him up and never mentioned him again!

4. Speaking of villains, did they all go to the same « scrunch-up your face » school of acting? Why did all the Mexicans have such grimacing angry faces?

5. And speaking of acting, can somebody tell Tony to raise the volume a little? The guy whispers all the time and I can’t hear what he’s saying. It’s a good thing I’ve got a PVR (Tivo style) because I constantly have to rewind. And could the guy relax his facial muscles a little?

6. Bad girl Nina wears fashionable high heel boots to make a dangerous deal in the Mexican desert. Like she didn’t know she’d have to run at some point.

7. The fact that nobody has a change of clothes at CTU, not even a t-shirt in a bottom drawer, when they know they have the kind of job that demands that they stay in the office for 24 hours at a time. I just want Michelle to get rid of that outfit with lots of cleavage. We’ve seen them enough already.

8. The way smart people do very stupid things, like Sherry driving her car through Milliken’s gate and parking right next to the house. We just know the surveillance cameras weren’t off, and now she’s going to get the president in trouble again. The poor guy is surrounded by air heads.

9. Anything concerning Chase is annoying. Chase IS annoying. His torture scene was the only one that should have lasted longer.

10. Lothaire Bluteau? Lothaire Bluteau as the new villain?